An overall sense of doom had crept into the hearts and minds of even the most seasoned marketing executives at agencies and businesses alike. A stagnant economy and news stories covering it seemed to be taking a serious toll on these fine American citizens.
The League of Marketers, led by MarketingMan, went on a campaign to save these citizens, starting with small business owners in Atlanta.
Speaking at a recent news conference, MarketingMan had this to say, "By using the skills we, the League of Marketers, were born with, we can save this country. The first thing the citizens of corporate America are going to have to do is trust these superheroes. Our success means your success. The League doesn't build cars, run restaurants, design cell phones or clothing. We provide one service - marketing...and no one in the world does it better than MarketingMan and the League of Marketers."
One way MarketingMan has stated the League will be serving is helping businesses take full advantage of social media platforms. "Social Media is frequently over-looked or underutilized much like websites were in the early days of businesses getting online. Since most businesses really don't know how to utilize these resources, that is one of the fastest ways for me to serve these citizens in need," stated MarketingMan.
Stay tuned tomorrow for a word from MarketingMan about another League of Marketers team member - RadioMan. In the mean time, should you find yourself in dire need of MarketingMan, you are urged to call him on the number typically reserved for the Commissioner at the Hall of Marketing as this is no time to fool around with your marketing. MarketingMan - 678.431.3170
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